Rob Ford followed me to Ottawa. I thought I would escape him
by coming here to do a book signing at Books on Beechwood. En route, I read about
him in two newspapers, the Star and the Globe. Then I read about him in the
latest issue of MacLean’s.
That might have been the end of it, but the VIA-Rail train
from Toronto offers wi-fi. Soon I was online. One faraway Facebook friend,
alluding to the title of my latest opus, 50
Canadians Who Changed the World, and knowing that I live in the Centre of
the Universe, asked facetiously, “Hey, is Rob Ford one of the fifty?”
Another one posted a link to a Toronto Sun article. And this
is where Ford turned me into a private eye. You know how, in the latest video,
the mayor rants that he wants to murder someone? And everyone wonders, who is
he raging about?
1 comment:
Ken, Who knew your talents extended to gumshoe territory. Whether or not your theory is correct, you make an intriguingly logical case, Sherlock!
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